PHOTO BY DUSTI CUNNINGHAM
AGE Kevin: (R) 30 Gio: 40
HOMETOWN Kevin: Saigon, Vietnam. Gio: Santa Maria, Brazil.
HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN EACH OTHER? Kevin: 5 years. Gio: 247 weeks.
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN MARRIED? Kevin: 2 years. Gio: Not long enough.
OCCUPATION Kevin: Scientist. Gio: English Teacher Impersonator.
HOBBIES Kevin: Naming cells and puddle skipping. Gio: Ear waxing and baking (ideally at the same time).
PET PEEVE Kevin: Punctual people. Gio: Breathing Republicans.
WHAT IS YOUR HUSBAND’S BEST QUALITY? Kevin: Heart and butt, no necessarily in that order. Gio: Punctuality.
SOMETHING NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT YOU Kevin: I have a white hair that grows right in the middle of my foreheaD. Gio: I wish I had a tail.